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Oasis Head Spa gives royal cranial treatment

July 30, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

When my family and I were invited to Oasis Head Spa in Wytheville on July 23 by its owner, Jenna Williams, I had no idea what to expect. I told her I had struggled with psoriasis for decades, and she assured me that they offered several treatments that might help. I assumed it would be something simple—a light facial, perhaps. I was completely wrong. From the moment we walked in, the experience was far more involved, therapeutic, and compassionate than I imagined. The first thing Jenna and her co-owner, Christine Hite, did was help transfer me from my wheelchair to a full-body massage chair. At 180 pounds, I worried I’d be too much for them to lift. But with 40 years of combined nursing experience between them, they handled the transfer with ease and confidence. That chair, which I was told has no built-in sensors, seemed to know exactly where my pain was. Having lived with cerebral palsy my entire life, I often suffer from chronic pain in my hips, lower back, and sacroiliac joints—especially since turning 40 earlier this year. Somehow, the chair focused on each of those trouble spots with precision. As the massage chair worked, it also gently squeezed my legs. Christine explained this was part of the lymphatic drainage system. Since I spend 12 to 14 hours a day seated, my legs often swell. This treatment clearly addressed that as well. Then came targeted skin care. The mask of my CPAP machine frequently irritates the psoriasis around my nose, and Christine applied a special exfoliant to those areas. My face was then covered for a red light therapy session, followed by a series of shampoo treatments designed to relieve scalp psoriasis. “We started your treatment with an exfoliant and a head serum painted directly onto the roots,” Christine explained. “Then we washed your hair with a specialty shampoo, reapplied it using different tools to help loosen dry skin and improve circulation, and finally applied a conditioning agent that was steamed in to restore moisture.” I left that spa room feeling like I had shed 10 years’ worth of dead skin, muscle tension, and stress. “Am I going to look 30 when we’re done?” I joked. “Even if you don’t look it,” Christine said with a smile, “you’re definitely going to feel it.” And she was absolutely right. A standout part of my visit was a detailed scalp analysis using a microscopic camera. For years, I assumed my dandruff was caused by psoriasis. Christine quickly discovered it was more likely due to dry skin and seasonal allergies. “You don’t just get allergies in your nose,” she explained. “Your skin gets them too—especially the scalp.” She pointed out only minor redness and flaking, with small psoriasis patches—not the severe flare-ups I feared. Meanwhile, my wife received the premium treatment, which included many of the same services, but customized for her longer, fuller hair. Jenna explained her exfoliant and scalp serum were blended with oils and scents for hair growth and softness. Her scalp analysis also showed some dryness, so her treatment was adjusted accordingly. “There’s a lot of massage in our treatments,” Jenna shared. “We use our hands and specialized tools—brushes, rollers, and more. When we apply the scalp detox, we section the hair and brush it in directly. That helps exfoliate dead skin, product buildup, and sebum. Then we follow up with shampoos tailored to each client’s needs.” My wife’s treatment included a luxurious hot towel wrap, as well as a lymphatic drainage massage that worked from the forehead down through the shoulders—relieving inflammation, tension, and even headaches. While I experienced my treatments on the massage chair, my wife opted for the spa bed. “Some clients prefer the chair,” Jenna said. “Others find it overstimulating and prefer to focus on just the head and neck massage. We let everyone choose the experience that suits them.” One highlight for both of us was the Water Halo—a rainfall-like rinse that felt like a gentle waterfall flowing over the scalp. Unlike some spas that recycle rinse water, Oasis Head Spa uses only clean, fresh, sterilized water. “You’d be surprised how many places use recycled rinse water,” Christine said. “We don’t do that here. Everything we use is clean and hygienic—especially important with guests who may have skin sensitivities or medical concerns.” I had never met either Christine or Jenna before, but within an hour I felt like I had known them for years. Even just sitting in their tranquil lobby—with relaxing music and the scent of peppermint in the air—felt like a gift. “That’s our goal,” Christine said. “We want people to know we genuinely care. Whether they’re here for a treatment or just need a safe place to rest for an hour, we’re here for them.” There’s truly no better place than Oasis Head Spa to unwind, heal, and be cared for—body and soul. Hour-long treatments range from $100 to $150, with monthly subscribers receiving premium treatments for just $100. To book your appointment, call (276) 200-8655 or visit them at 1480 East Main Street, Suite 403, Wytheville, VA. You can also visit their website: www.theoasisheadspa.com.

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Interim sheriff to seek office in November

July 30, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

On August 1st, Anthony Cline will officially assume the role of Interim Sheriff of Wythe County after 24 years of service with the Wythe County Sheriff’s Office. As someone who grew up in that department—my father, Herb Cooley, served as Chief Deputy for 14 years—I’ve seen firsthand the bond that forms within the walls of that agency. As a child, I was spoiled rotten by those deputies, many of whom became a second family to me. According to Cline, that familial bond still exists today. “Sheriff Foster instilled the family atmosphere in the Sheriff’s Office,” Cline told me. “That’s something I fully intend to carry on in my own administration.” Cline has served as Chief Deputy for the past four years, but his roots in the department go much deeper. Hired in 2001 by former Sheriff Kermit Osborne as a court security officer in the Civil Processing Division, Cline soon advanced to night shift patrolman. After seven years on patrol, he was promoted to criminal investigator. “That’s when my career really took off,” he recalled. “That’s when I found what I truly wanted to do—solve crimes.” Climbing the ranks to lieutenant, Cline has since worked every major crime scene in Wythe County since 2008, including cases involving homicide, rape, and armed robbery. His dedication began early—he knew from the age of five that he wanted to be a police officer, and he started his career right after graduating from Wytheville Community College with an associate degree in police science. Interestingly, Cline never set out to run an agency. His passion was always the street—the crime scenes, the investigations, the daily grind of protecting the public. “Being in an administrative position is so different from what I was used to,” he admitted. “It’s a surreal feeling to realize that this time next month, I’ll be serving as Sheriff of Wythe County.” But like my father before him, Cline has excelled in administrative leadership. Over the past decade, he has secured more than $1.5 million in grant funding for the Sheriff’s Office—money that has both saved lives and spared taxpayers. From acquiring necessary equipment to funding officer overtime, his initiative has made a real impact. “I don’t like paying taxes any more than the next guy,” he said. “The last thing I want is to see taxes raised and our citizens struggling. If I can find ways to bring in money without burdening the public, I’m going to do everything I can to make that happen.” One of the most inspiring parts of Cline’s legacy is his dedication to children. His Shop with a Cop program, which started with the modest goal of helping ten underprivileged children, now delivers Christmas gifts to over 100 kids across the county each year. Likewise, his Pack the Bus program ensures that Wythe County students receive free school supplies through a partnership with Walmart. As a father of three school-age daughters, Cline has seen tragedy up close—he’s worked traffic fatalities involving children who were not properly restrained in their seats. One of those children was only two years old. The other, just eight. Those tragedies prompted him to create the Sweet Treats for Safety initiative, which rewarded children like my own daughter with a free ice cream from McDonald’s simply for being buckled in properly. That initiative sparked a friendship between Cline and my daughter that continues to this day—he even served as her recreation league basketball coach in third grade. While the memory brings a smile, its origin was somber. Cline created it so no other Wythe County family would have to face that kind of loss. Another initiative he championed—the Baby in the Box Safe Haven program—offers a lifeline for mothers unable to care for a newborn. By placing the baby safely in a secured, alarm-equipped box located at the hospital, the child receives immediate care. This program was born after Cline worked a horrifying case involving a newborn left to die in a cave. In collaboration with Wythe County Commonwealth Attorney Mike Jones, Cline brought this program to Wythe County to ensure such a tragedy would never be repeated. And while Cline’s passion for children is well documented, he’s equally committed to protecting Wythe County’s senior citizens. “None of us would be here today if not for our senior citizens,” he said. “It’s the least we can do to ensure they feel safe and protected in our community.” Like his predecessor, Sheriff Charles Foster, Cline credits Wythe County’s citizens for maintaining peace and neighborliness. His goal is to preserve that sense of safety and stability that defines our area. “I want every citizen to know they can contact this office at any time,” he said. “And if they have a problem or concern, they can speak to me directly. Any citizen should be able to talk to their sheriff, and I intend to keep that tradition alive. It is an honor to serve in Wythe County.” Anthony Cline has worn nearly every badge this department offers. He’s served the community on the street, in the courtroom, behind the desk—and soon, as Sheriff. I can say with confidence that he is the right person to lead us forward, continuing a legacy of compassion, integrity, and service. On November’s ballot, Wythe County would be wise to make Interim Sheriff Anthony Cline our permanent Sheriff.

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Wythe County sheriff retires

July 30, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

In 1987, my father, Herb Cooley, then Chief Deputy of the Wythe County Sheriff’s Office, along with Sheriff Wayne Pike, hired an 18-year-old Wytheville native named Charles Foster as a dispatcher. Now, after a remarkable 38-year career, Foster is retiring as Sheriff of Wythe County—a position he has held for the past four years. Almost immediately after graduating from George Wythe High School, Foster was earning $3.25 an hour working at a local gas station. His father, who had always dreamed of being a police officer himself, encouraged young Charles to speak with Sheriff Pike about a future in law enforcement. “They had me observe Pam Hall, who was a dispatcher at the time,” Foster recalled. “She had a receiver on each ear and a foot pedal to dispatch cars. I was scared to death. I knew I couldn’t do it.” But when Wayne Pike offered to double his salary, Foster agreed to give it a try. “I’ve been here ever since,” he said with a chuckle. “There’s not a job in this department I haven’t done before becoming Sheriff.” In his four years as Sheriff, Charles Foster earned a level of respect and admiration rarely seen in public service. In all my years living in Wytheville, I’ve never heard a single negative word spoken about him. That admiration was reflected at the polls—he won two unopposed elections, and in his first campaign, he even received more votes than gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin. “I couldn’t believe it,” Foster said. “I thought surely somebody had miscounted. But that vote count reflected the kindness and support I’ve been blessed to receive from the citizens of Wythe County—something I will never forget.” Though only 56, Foster says he feels it’s time to step aside and make room for the next generation. “I’m a simple man who likes to fish and spend time with my family,” he said. “You just don’t have time to do things like that when you’re the Sheriff of an entire county.” He praised his interim successor, Chief Deputy Anthony Cline, who will serve until the officially running for the job in November, for his leadership and tireless work securing grants and funding to benefit local children through programs like Shop with a Cop and Pack the Bus—providing Christmas gifts and school supplies for families in need. “I can’t tell you the hours Anthony has spent securing funding,” Foster said. “He’s saved countless lives and helped reduce taxpayer costs. We have everything that the most equipped sheriff’s office in the state has because of Anthony Cline’s dedication.” Foster also extended deep gratitude to the Wythe County Board of Supervisors. “They’ve become part of my extended family in helping me budget for the department,” he said. “I never asked for anything that wasn’t a true need, and they’ve always supported us to make sure we had what was necessary for an effective and professional department.” He credited the citizens of Wythe County for creating a peaceful and cooperative community. “When a community lives peaceably with one another, it gives you more time to focus on improving things—like securing grants and equipment,” Foster said. “Providing our officers with the resources they need has probably been the greatest achievement of my time as Sheriff.” Foster also reflected on the most difficult chapter of his career—the loss of his friend and fellow officer, Cliff Dicker, who was tragically gunned down in 1994 by a 15-year-old assailant. “I don’t recall a word being spoken in the entire department for months,” he said. “It was the saddest, most surreal time of our lives.” That tragedy became a turning point. Foster and other leaders made it a mission to ensure the department offered the best possible wages and support. “Money isn’t the answer to everything,” he acknowledged. “But when you hear other agencies struggling to find people willing to risk their lives for low pay, you realize how important it is to properly compensate those who serve.” His final request to the citizens of Wythe County is simple: continue to pray for the safety of our officers. “My last prayer every night is that none of my officers are hurt or killed on my watch,” he said. “We’re here to keep the peace, not cause trouble.” Foster credited the late Cliff Dicker as a mentor who helped shape him into the leader he became. “You can have all the degrees in the world,” he said, “but you need someone to take you under their wing and teach you how to do the job. Cliff was one of those people.” In a small community like Wythe County, being a sheriff isn’t just about enforcing the law—it’s about being a friend. And in that regard, Wythe County has truly been blessed. It’s hard to imagine a better friend than Charles Foster.

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Celebrating 20 years of “Strictly Observing”

July 4, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

It is staggering to think I have been writing this column for 20 years. I am overwhelmed by the readership and support I have received. I share my deepest personal gratitude with you all. Let’s have a look at some of the focus who have had the greatest impact on “Strictly Observing” over the last decade. As a Wytheville native who studied sports journalism in Greensboro, Woody Wilder left home to become a successful producer in Los Angeles, CA for the NFL Network. In my field of work, he epitomizes success. As much of a hero as Woody is to me professionally, he is even more so as a fellow human being. Rooted in a deep religious faith and an incredibly alluring personality, the kindness he expresses to me as a friend is invaluable to me. He carries with him the fundamental values Wytheville has given him and blended them with his resilient perseverance, which has given him limitless opportunities for success, making us proud to call him one of our own. A lifelong friend, Jared “J.T.” King, was the first person I came to when I launched EmBell Publishing. I knew he was the best undiscovered writer in our area, and I wanted to bask in the glory of having made such a revelation in the writing world. With his unprecedented writing ability and incredible insight and wisdom into the business, he now has his ever-growing fan base captivated by such gripping works as his Michael Black adventure novel The Gray Man and the horror short Building 1935. I am at the top of that list. As both a writer and a friend, J.T. King is unbeatable. Trent Crewe served as mayor of my hometown of Wytheville, VA for 28 years. When he announced his retirement in early 2018, he gave me first crack at printing his story in local news. It was the biggest story of my career, reaching over 10,000 people online. However, Trent Crewe has been more to the citizens of Wytheville than a leader. He has been a constant friend to the town and everyone in it when approached. During the most difficult periods of my life, he offered a personal hand and legal support, which my wife and I shall never forget. He is the rare sort of politician who has a heart to match his winning smile, and his brilliance has contributed irreplaceable effort in making Wytheville the best place to call home. To me, he will always be “Mayor.” Jackie King has been the first woman in a leadership role in several aspects for Wytheville, including her current position as Vice Mayor, which she held 28 years. She was also the first female president of the Wytheville-Wythe-Bland Chamber of Commerce. When she received the “Citizen of the Year” award from the Chamber of Commerce, among other honors, it was my blessing to cover her legendary life and career. I am fortunate enough to know that people like Jackie King only come along once in a lifetime. I am abundantly blessed that she has been a significant part of mine. Jackie, 84, died on August 30, 2020 of ovarian cancer. Robert Fallon went through more in his brief life than most people who have lived four times as long. With his kidneys functioning at less than a half-percent, his then-fiancé Krystal Sparks started a painted rock campaign that attracted global attention. Robert found his donor, survived the transplant, and continued to share his story, promoting the importance of organ donation, inspiring me to become a donor. It was an honor to cover his incredible story, but most of all, to become his friend. His presence in my life was a divine gift. Robert died on August 5, 2022, of renal failure. He was 24. Not only one of the greatest local musicians our area has ever seen as a member of the band 3 Shades of Grey, Max Meadows resident Michael Clinch is a true American hero. His volunteer efforts in New York City saved countless people whose names he will never know on September 11, 2001, when the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center collapsed at the hands of terrorists hijacking airplanes. The retired police chief of Hyde Park, New York granted me the most stirring interview I had ever done, and I barely had to speak a word. His kindness and friendship are among my greatest blessings. A local legend who is still sadly unknown to many locals in his native Smyth County, Jack “Jarata” Taylor’s surrealist art, which is displayed, sold, and admired around the globe. “Rainy Night Blues” and “Blue Moon,” a painting inspired by conversations with Billy Joel and a meeting with Dr. John, are among his most renowned creations. Hearing of his brushes with Disney animation, President Gerald Ford, Bonnie Raitt, and Elvis Presley, made for some of my greatest-ever interviews. Meeting gubernatorial Chief of Staff William H. “Bill” Leighty led to my biggest career honor to date, when he invited me to the Library of Virginia in Richmond to host a presentation on his bestselling memoir, Capitol Secrets. His exceedingly generous friendship has become one of the most treasured of my life and I am eternally grateful for our interviews, which included subjects ranging from planning Queen Elizabeth II’s 2007 visit to Virginia to his outstanding leadership abilities that gracefully guided our state through its darkest hours including the Virginia Tech tragedy in 2007. Another local and statewide treasure, mutual dear friend Linda DiYorio, introduced me to Bill. I have admired Cory Parker and his amazing talent as a photographer for the last quarter-century. We have always been friends, but the last year has made us close friends. With his self-established MountainCap Media, Cory has brought some of the best and brightest photography Wythe County has ever seen. Personally, Cory has offered me the thrill of flying a photography drone and has a concert featuring my wife at the Millwald Theatre. As a friend and professional partner, Cory…

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Tams light up Chautauqua Festival

June 26, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

My wife and I have spent more than $100 a ticket to see legendary entertainers like Smokey Robinson. Those are unforgettable memories, no doubt. But we often find ourselves reminiscing about the time we saw The Tams perform live at the Wytheville Meeting Center in 2013 for only $5. That night still ranks among the best shows we’ve ever seen. Their sheer showmanship and musical energy far exceeded anything we could have imagined. Despite being wheelchair-bound, I danced with my wife that night. We met bandleader Albert “Little Red” Cottle and the rest of The Tams, and the warmth they shared was as unforgettable as their performance. I missed them when they came to the Chautauqua Festival in 2014 and had been waiting eleven long years to see them again. This year, I finally got the chance—this time, with my daughter by my side. Though not a fan of what she calls our “old music,” even she couldn’t deny The Tams’ unbelievable dance moves and undeniable musicianship. Robert Arnold, the group’s senior member, joined The Tams in 1991. Onstage with him were 15-year veteran Elton Richardson, Mikai Cottle (18-year-old son of Little Red), and Little Red himself. Together, they lit up the Elizabeth Brown Memorial Park during their hour-long set at the Chautauqua Festival on Wednesday, June 25th as the 8:30 headliner. It was almost hard to believe the performance was free. As Little Red told the crowd, “I joined the band when I was 6 years old. That was in 1976. I’m 56 now. My father told me, ‘Do what I say, and you’ll be all right. The show must go on.’” Clearly, he’s given his son the same advice. Mikai was a revelation—an electrifying dancer who brought back the spirit of classic Motown with mid-air spins, full-stage jumps, and footwork so crisp it would put the Temptations to shame. Watching from my wheelchair, I can tell you without a doubt: there are no better dancers in the world than these men. As they closed with the Isley Brothers’ “Twist and Shout,” Little Red reminded his son—and the audience—that he could still move just as well as the next generation. The Tams have become a musical dynasty: the legacy began with Charles Pope. After his passing in 2013, Little Red seamlessly took over. Now, young Mikai appears ready to inherit the crown when the time comes—and it’s clear he’ll wear it with style and soul. Little Red spent much of the set singing among the crowd, while many eyes followed his path through the audience. Those who kept their gaze on stage witnessed something remarkable: three performers, aged 18 to 71, in perfect sync, never missing a beat. Even when a toddler girl ran unattended through the last third of the show—trying to steal microphones and drumsticks, the band didn’t flinch. Professionals through and through, they never missed a note. In a crowd-pleasing moment, audience members young and old were invited to dance onstage. “I picked the right group tonight,” Little Red said with a grin. “These white boys know how to do it.” They opened with the O’Jays’ “Love Train” and followed it up with a Tina Turner-tinged rendition of The Trammps’ “Disco Inferno”—fitting, as my wife had performed a Tina Turner tribute earlier that same day. The crowd went wild. Then came the Tams’ signature classics: “Hurt,” “What Kind of Fool (Do You Think I Am),” “Laugh It Off,” and “Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy” — a personal favorite of the late President Jimmy Carter. They also delivered flawless covers of Jackie Wilson’s “(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher,” KC and the Sunshine Band’s “Shake Your Booty,” and Wilson Pickett’s “Don’t Let the Green Grass Fool You.” It was a setlist that had the entire park dancing from start to finish. Over the past 40 years, The Tams have become a beloved fixture of the Chautauqua Festival in Wytheville, and this year was no exception. “Tell your people we want to come back on a Friday or Saturday night when we can play longer,” Little Red told the audience. “We love playing in Wytheville, where we’re all family.” This year, Beach Music Night was moved to Wednesday just to accommodate The Tams’ schedule. And aside from my beautiful wife’s performance earlier that day, they were undoubtedly the highlight of the festival. “God is love,” Little Red reminded the audience during a moment of reflection. “We need more love in the world, y’all.” After the show, it was an honor for my family and me to meet the band again. As he prepared to leave for the night, he turned to me and said: “Let’s do this again. We’re going to make some history.”

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Emily Cooley honors rock queen at Chautauqua

June 26, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

There are very few days in my life as good as Friday, June 25th. At noon, I had the pleasure of proudly watching my wife pay tribute to the Queen of Rock and Roll in an hour-long program showcasing Tina Turner’s heaviest rock songs. She had performed this program last year at the Wytheville Moose Lodge, but being invited this year to the Chautauqua Festival marked a new career highlight. The upper shelter of Elizabeth Brown Memorial Park in Wytheville was flooded with a stadium-quality rock show. Unfortunately, only a few were there to witness it in person. Several who did attend inquired where Emily might be from. When we replied that she lived just down the street, spectators shook their heads. “You just don’t know what kind of talent you have right here at home,” one man said. “It’s just unbelievable.” No truer statement was ever spoken. The handful of people who were smart enough to show up provided Emily with a wonderful energy—an energy she gave back to the audience one hundredfold. “You wore me out,” said our lifelong friend Teny Underwood, the retired deputy sheriff who plays bluegrass music for various churches and nursing homes. “I don’t know how you’re still standing,” said another dear friend, Ann Harrison. “I would’ve been passed out!” Those are the kinds of compliments Emily has waited all her life to hear. She has always wanted to be recognized for the kind of energy her idol exuded. Knowing that Tina Turner made me feel that way when I saw her in concert 28 years ago, Emily knew that’s how she wanted her audiences to feel, too. It was a deeply rewarding experience—but none more so than for the listener. Hearing her enormously powerful voice echo through professional, first-class speakers was like hearing her in the stadium she dreams of filling. It was a full-fledged rock show. Donned in a gorgeous pink dress—reminiscent of a cross between Cass Elliott and Barbara Eden—and glittery silver shoes that looked like they came straight from the Wizard of Oz book, her moves were fluid, full, and rich. This was especially true during numbers that called for dramatic flair, like the Gypsy Acid Queen from Tommy, the rock opera by The Who. That role, of course, marked Tina Turner’s own breakout into rock—and helped her break through the barrier she had always dreamed of. This performance felt like no less a breakthrough for my wife, who is steadily stepping into those same shoes. Blessed with perfect pitch and an alto voice, Emily has always wanted to sing rock songs—songs full of positive energy and joy. She got to play another exciting role when she performed the theme from GoldenEye, the 1995 James Bond film starring Pierce Brosnan, which anchored Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams album the following year. Emily performed a couple more tracks from that record, including “Do What You Do” and “Whatever You Want”—the latter of which she dedicated to me, solidifying for everyone in the audience that the beautiful girl on stage was mine and mine alone. I have never been prouder. Our little girl, 11-year-old Bella, was equally proud of her mama. “You were so beautiful,” she gushed when Emily came offstage. “You sounded perfect!” Bella is our biggest encourager in everything we set out to do, and we love her with all our hearts—for the wonderful young woman she’s becoming, and for the light and blessing she brings to the world. Though there were 16 songs in Emily’s repertoire, the hour flew by, and she had to cut the last three or four. She opened with Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love,” famously covered on Tina Turner’s Acid Queen album in 1976, and bantered playfully with the audience. “If you see Robert,” she said, referring to Led Zeppelin’s lead singer, “tell him I send a whole lotta love.” She also gave a nod to Phil Collins who played drums on “Girls,” a David Bowie composition from Tina’s 1986 Break Every Rule album, as well as a favorite Beatle before performing “Get Back” in Tina’s raucous style. “Paul McCartney just turned 83,” she said. “And he’s still out there killing it every night.” These are the kinds of legends Emily dreams of performing alongside. But unlike most dreamers, she has the talent to make it real. Having her own band would be a dream come true—but until then, she continues to wow audiences, big or small, with an incomparable voice that seems to come from another realm. We had a couple of very special guests in the audience that day to whom we owe tremendous gratitude. Locally renowned photographer and videographer—and my dear friend—Cory Parker was on hand to capture the event with his magic lenses. Another of our dearest friends, Sarah Taylor (who also happens to be our unofficial public relations agent), was there to film and spread a collection of photos and videos across social media. Famed Wytheville photographer Madeline Lenore also attended to see her friend. “She sounds great and looks terrific,” she told me. “That is the perfect dress for her.” We are also eternally grateful to Karen Melton, chairman of the Wythe Arts Council, for inviting Emily to be a part of our cherished hometown festival. She’s already invited her back to perform next year—and Emily gladly accepted. I can hardly wait to see the rock and roll extravaganza my wife will present next time. May she receive the recognition and opportunities she deserves to share her tremendous gift with the world. As her husband and biggest fan, I can tell you: there’s no greater blessing to be offered.

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Ringo rocks Greensboro

June 19, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

Bella said that Wednesday, June 18th was the best daddy-daughter date of our lives so far. I couldn’t agree more. That evening, I took her to see Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band at the beautiful Steven Tanger Center for the Performing Arts in Greensboro, North Carolina. We were joined by a capacity crowd of 3,000 fans for a magical night with the legendary Beatles drummer and his equally iconic bandmates—each a star in their own right. Colin Hay, frontman of Men at Work, was still in fine voice at 71. He performed his trio of ’80s hits: “Down Under,” “Overkill,” and “Who Can It Be Now?” Before launching into “Down Under,” the pop anthem of Australia, he shared a funny anecdote: “I was performing in Australia and speaking in my normal Scottish accent,” he recalled. “The promoter told me I couldn’t speak like that onstage. So I learned to speak like an Australian.” Steve Lukather, Toto’s lead guitarist, lit up the stage with “Hold the Line,” “Rosanna,” and the ever-beloved “Africa.” He reminisced about meeting fellow All-Star Bandmate Hamish Stuart (of Average White Band) in a coffee shop in Scotland as a young fan. “Now, decades later,” Lukather said gratefully, “we’re brothers and bandmates in the Ringo Starr All-Star Band.” Stuart delivered three of my favorite Average White Band tracks: the funky jazz instrumentals “Pick Up the Pieces” and “Cut the Cake,” and their soulful cover of the Isley Brothers’ “Work to Do.” Though understandably weathered at age 75, his passion and musicality were evident. The entire evening proved a powerful truth: No one rocks like the legends. The sold-out crowd—surprisingly full of fans aged 30 and under—was riveted for the entire 110-minute set. For the 67-year-old Lukather, vocal backup and high notes were handled skillfully by bandmate Warren Ham, who also stunned at least two electrifying saxophone solos that, quite literally, cleared sinuses. A multi-instrumentalist from Fort Worth, Texas, Ham played everything from percussion to harmonica, proving himself a true virtuoso at 72. Drummer Gregg Bissonette delivered a jaw-dropping solo that incorporated iconic riffs from rock history—including The Beatles’ “The End,” The Rolling Stones’ “Brown Sugar,” and The Surfaris’ “Wipeout.” “That drum solo was insane,” said my usually unimpressed 11-year-old daughter. Buck Johnson was equally remarkable on keys. A seasoned veteran who’s played with The Eagles, Alice Cooper, and Aerosmith, the Birmingham, Alabama native held his own among this band of rock royalty. But of course, the center spotlight belonged to Sir Richard Starkey—Ringo Starr himself. He kicked things off at the front of the stage with his classic Carl Perkins cover “Honey Don’t”—a song my wife was sorry to miss—followed by his solo hit “It Don’t Come Easy.” Then he moved behind the drums to perform “Boys,” a cover of The Shirelles, before coming back up front to sing “I’m the Greatest.” “This song was written by my friend John,” Ringo said, which earned a thunderous cheer. “He got it all put together, then said, ‘I can’t do this. Ringo, you better do it.’” Bella cried during his rendition of “Yellow Submarine,” certain he had pointed at her during the song. “Octopus’s Garden” was another hit with the crowd, as was his #1 cover of Hoyt Axton’s “No No Song.” “I wasn’t sure I wanted to do this song again,” Ringo shared. “But I thought about it and realized—it’s the reason I’m still on this stage.” He dedicated The Beatles’ “I Wanna Be Your Man” to all the ladies in the audience, and later performed his solo classic “Photograph,” followed by his country-flavored cover of Johnny Russell’s “Act Naturally.” Speaking of country, Starr favorably performed the bluesy, title track from his latest album, Look Up, despite restarting after fumbling the encouraging lyrics. As always, he closed the show with a medley of Beatles classics—“With a Little Help from My Friends” and “Give Peace a Chance.” Bella teared up again. “This is probably the last time I’ll ever see Ringo,” she said quietly. The legendary drummer, who turns 85 next month, ended the night doing jumping jacks after nearly two hours onstage. While we know no musician can perform forever, Ringo Starr shows no signs of slowing down. You never know—we just might get the chance to see him again. Bella is one lucky kid. She’s seen Ringo Starr twice and Paul McCartney once. That’s a dream for music fans of any age—let alone an 11-year-old. There was at least one younger child in the audience. It’s amazing how Beatles music has transcended generations for over 60 years. There’s a reason they’re the most enduring band in history. I also want to express my gratitude to the kind, professional, and accommodating staff at the Tanger Center. This is a stunning venue—no matter where you sit, the view and acoustics are outstanding. From my wheelchair-accessible seat, I had a perfect, unobstructed view, even when the crowd was standing—something I can’t say about every venue I’ve visited. With no one seated directly behind me, I could raise my chair as high as I needed to, and I didn’t miss a single moment. It was a truly incredible night—and a treasured memory that my daughter and I will share for the rest of our lives.

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Rhea brings laughter to Wytheville

June 15, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

Saturday, June 14, was a wild night in Wytheville, Virginia, as stand-up comedian Caroline Rhea took the stage at the historic Millwald Theatre for an evening filled with raucous laughter—and a touch of culture shock. The Canadian-born star, best known for her role as Aunt Hilda on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, now lives in Los Angeles. She admitted she’s never been more frequently corrected on the pronunciation of a town’s name. “Wytheville” quickly became a running gag during her 77-minute set. Though her onstage persona couldn’t be further from the family-friendly character she’s famous for, a few determined teenagers managed to slip into the mostly 21+ crowd to see their favorite TV star. Rhea acknowledged the jarring contrast. “It’s a little like finding out your kindergarten teacher is a stripper,” she quipped. In addition to finally learning how to pronounce Wytheville, Rhea took delight in the surrounding towns’ unusual names—like Ivanhoe and Galax. The latter particularly tickled her. “Why that name hasn’t been used for an enema, I’ll never know,” she said with a grin. As always, Rhea’s humor blended self-deprecation with observational wit. “I’m very codependent, and I worry about the world,” she confessed. “When my friends laugh really hard, I pee in their pants.” Honestly, I wish she could have done that for me. The laughter took over my disabled, slightly incontinent body—a mess my wife had to help clean up when I got home, unfortunately. The presence of such a seasoned comedy and television veteran should have made for an instant sellout at the Millwald. That it didn’t was disappointing—both for our town and the comedian herself. “I’m not quite sure why the whole town didn’t show up tonight,” she said shortly after walking on stage. “I spent the day exploring, and from what I saw, it’s not like there are many other entertainment options around here.” A longtime lover of garage sales, Rhea found one local business particularly intriguing. “After the show, we’re all breaking into JoJo’s Attic so I can grab those antiques I saw and couldn’t buy,” she joked. “I’m running low on picture frames. I only have 2,000.” Her comedic style thrives on audience interaction. She playfully asked several attendees their zodiac signs. As fellow Aries, she and I apparently have a lot in common: namely, a tendency to start ten different stories and finish none. It made for an erratic, but highly entertaining, performance. Like me, she’s the parent of a single daughter—one she lives to please, but who often finds her embarrassing. “It’s really not our fault,” she explained. “It’s nothing personal against us. It’s just the way our children see us.” Her obsession with astrology was a recurring theme throughout the show. “I had an emergency C-section because I was at high risk of giving birth to a Scorpio,” she said. “I didn’t want to raise a daughter who was that good at sex and that unwilling to forgive.” The 61-year-old comedian also shared candid—and hilarious—tales from her dating life after 50. “I went on a blind date with a guy who had a lazy eye,” she told us. “We broke up soon after because he was seeing someone else on the side.” She paused, then added, “That joke would be even funnier if it weren’t a true story.” She also recalled a moment involving her health-conscious diet and an innocent-looking spoonful of peanut butter she found on her sister’s kitchen table. Thinking it was a healthy 12 grams of protein, she helped herself. Moments later, her sister returned. “I know I left a spoonful of peanut butter here,” her sister said. “I put the dog’s medicine in it and everything.” “At that point, I became a full-fledged dog in five minutes,” Rhea recalled. “I was scooting my butt in circles across the rug and peeing on her bedroom floor for months.” “I feel sick,” she told her sister. “Well, at least you’re not going to get ringworm,” her sister replied. Rhea’s opening act was 30-year-old CJ Marer, a struggling actor and comedian currently living in the Los Angeles area. Originally from a small town in Rhode Island, Marer quickly established his underdog charm with the audience. He recounted his only audition for a Hallmark movie. “I auditioned for the male lead, which basically meant I had to stay shirtless and do all the handyman work throughout the film,” he explained. “When I took off my shirt, the directors winced.” He mimicked the casting conversation: “Did you expect him to really be that pale?” one director asked the other. “How can he be skinny and fat at the same time?” Marer joked that most of the roles he plays. “I usually show up at the beginning of the movie to ask who the guy is she’s talking to,” he said. “By the end, I’m either dumped or dead. That’s the extent of my acting career.” He described one particularly rough patch when his apartment was broken into—but nothing of his was stolen. Instead, the burglars left behind a note and a watch they’d apparently taken from somewhere else. The note read: ‘We realize times are hard for you right now. Take care of yourself. If you ever want to join us, we’re looking for other guys to help us with jobs.’ “My roommates were mad,” he said, “but I had a new watch and a job interview—two things I didn’t have before the robbery.” Marer was a particular hit with the female members of the audience, earning more than a few catcalls and whistles during his time on stage. All in all, it was a thoroughly entertaining night—and a relatively historic one in Wytheville’s entertainment history. For me personally, it was a true honor to meet both comedians and to interview Caroline Rhea for my podcast. She couldn’t have been more gracious and generous with her time. It was, without question, a career pinnacle. To listen to the full interview, follow this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg5-9Yveqrw

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Parker makes theatrical debut with Wythe-Bland Foundation film

June 8, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

On the evening of Saturday, June 7th, my family and I had the honor of attending the 20th anniversary celebration of the Wythe-Bland Foundation at the historic Millwald Theatre. A capacity crowd gathered to celebrate this remarkable local organization, which has tirelessly dedicated itself to advancing the education, health, and wellness of our community. Executive Director Travis Jackson explained that the Foundation was born out of a leasing agreement between Wythe County Community Hospital and LifePoint Health. This strategic move has allowed our local hospital to offer specialized services and diagnostic imaging that previously required travel to cities like Roanoke or Bristol. Thanks to the Foundation, organizations such as the Brock Hughes Medical Clinic and the Bland County Medical Clinic can provide high-quality care and critical medical testing to patients in need—care that would otherwise be inaccessible. The Wythe-Bland Foundation’s impact extends far beyond healthcare. It has played a vital role in supporting our children’s education and well-being. Thousands of local children receive free dental cleanings and exams, and through the Dolly Parton Imagination Library, they’re given the gift of books. The Foundation also makes possible field trips that enrich learning experiences and spark curiosity—opportunities many students would otherwise never have. In total, the Wythe-Bland Foundation has provided over $48 million in funding for a variety of transformative initiatives throughout our region. And on a personal note, I can attest to the profound difference this organization has made in my life. They’ve awarded scholarships that allowed my family and me to experience the health benefits of the Wytheville Community Center. They funded my wife’s participation in the “Fit for Life” program back in 2013 and have provided meals for us through the Open Door Café. My daughter is one of over 1,500 students who have received Hope Packs from Spiller Elementary School, giving her additional weekend nutrition at no cost. For an inter-abled family living on a fixed income, these are not small blessings—they are life-changing. While my gratitude to the Wythe-Bland Foundation runs deep, the main reason I attended the event was to witness the premiere of a powerful 35-minute documentary chronicling the Foundation’s past and vision for the future. This exceptional film was crafted by one of my dearest friends, Cory Parker, owner and operator of MountainCAP Media. Cory’s film was nothing short of extraordinary. With a filmmaker’s eye and a native son’s heart, he captured the breathtaking beauty of Wythe and Bland Counties in ways that even the most elite studios might struggle to match. His aerial drone shots of the Wytheville Water Tower and Big Walker Lookout were simply awe-inspiring. The message was clear and compelling: Southwest Virginia is not just a place to live—it’s a place to love and call home. Through poignant visuals and heartfelt storytelling, Cory illuminated the selfless work being done right here in our backyard. His work stirred emotion, evoking tears of gratitude for the people, places, and institutions that make this region special. Cory Parker is not only a genius behind the lens but also a truly exceptional person with a heart as big as his talent. The tribute he created to honor the Wythe-Bland Foundation, and this community is one that should elevate his name in the eyes of all who view it. As one of Wythe County’s finest residents, I couldn’t be prouder to call Cory a close friend. His generosity and skill are unmatched. In fact, he previously lent his talent to create a full-length concert video of my wife’s Tina Turner tribute show—a project that helped earn her a spot in the Chautauqua Festival lineup. So when Cory personally invited me to the debut of his latest cinematic achievement, I knew I had to be there. As we sat side-by-side in the Millwald Theatre, I noticed tears welling in Cory’s eyes as he watched his labor of love unfold on the big screen. It moved me deeply. I know the dedication he pours into his craft, and I know that his vision, artistry, and passion are truly one-of-a-kind. Wythe County may not yet fully realize the treasure they have in Cory Parker, but I hope this film will help change that. I certainly left the theater feeling immense pride, not only in my friend, but in this community we call home. It’s also humbling to reflect on the fact that the Wythe-Bland Foundation was formed the same year I began writing this column for our local newspaper. In the two decades since, we’ve all tried, in our own ways, to make a meaningful impact on the place we love. Considering everything our area—and the world—has experienced in those years, it’s astounding to see how far we’ve come. We remain a united community, filled with people who choose to be dream-makers rather than dream-crushers. That was the central theme echoed by the event’s keynote speaker, Jim Morris—the former professional baseball player whose inspiring story was immortalized in the 2002 Disney film The Rookie, starring Dennis Quaid. Speaking after the film’s conclusion, Morris praised the Wythe-Bland Foundation with heartfelt admiration. “This is a real community of dream-makers,” he said, borrowing from the title of his memoir. “This is a community that really cares about its people. I didn’t grow up in a place like this.” I did. And for that, I am forever grateful. To be a disabled person who’s been given a chance to have a meaningful career, to give back to the community I cherish most, is an immeasurable gift. Watching Cory Parker’s beautiful film, I was reminded once again why this is—and always will be—home.

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Jerry and Judy Yonce celebrate 50 years of marriage

June 4, 2025 Zach Cooley No Comments

I was honored to be one of 150 guests at the 50th anniversary celebration of my dear lifelong friends, Jerry and Judy Yonce. The event took place at the beautiful Rocky Hollow Farm venue on Rose Hill Road, just outside of Wytheville. A touching slideshow of memories, set to a constant rotation of 1970s soul music, played throughout the event. The celebration featured extraordinary catering from Sisters Restaurant in Marion, complete with exquisite desserts—I personally sampled at least four different kinds of cheesecake that afternoon! Also on display at the Sunday event, held on June 1st, was a deeply moving scrapbook featuring clippings from Jerry and Judy’s engagement and wedding announcements in 1975, alongside a display of their original wedding glassware and china. The most touching part of the evening came when the traditional wedding hymn was performed. Jerry drew a big laugh from the crowd when he jokingly launched into a medley of “The Old Gray Mare” and “Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen.” Judy then spoke warmly—and with some humor—about their rocky courtship, which began when she was just 13 years old. Their relationship was on-again, off-again until they finally married nine years later. “I figured if I got him to the church,” she said with a smile, “then we were going to make it.” Her tone then shifted to something more reflective. “There were three things I asked of Jerry before I agreed to marry him,” she said. “First, if he was looking for a girl just like the one who married dear old Dad, he needed to keep looking—I was not nearly as strong as his mother.” She recalled a vivid image of her late mother-in-law, a petite woman, single-handedly operating a garden tiller with no assistance. Judy continued, “I also told him I wanted to be first in his life after God. And if he ever stopped loving me, I wanted him to be honest and tell me. And if he ever cheated on me and I found out, I promised I would make his life a living hell.” Jerry clearly had no trouble living up to those conditions. Fifty years later, they looked as radiant, jubilant, and in love as the photos from their wedding day. Jerry is known throughout Wythe County as one of the finest cooks the region has ever seen. As the longtime head caterer at the Log House 1776 Restaurant, he is responsible for expanding not just my palate, but my waistline over the past 40 years. I often say that, when it comes to cooks, there is Jerry—and then there’s everyone else. He is a tremendously humble, kind, and generous man. As for his bride, Judy has been my friend for practically my entire life. She was my physical therapist from the time I was two years old. Beyond helping me with lifelong challenges related to cerebral palsy, she has been a constant confidant and counselor through both my darkest hours and brightest days. She has cried with me in joy and sorrow, laughed with me, and hugged me through it all. Her love and support have never wavered. As the minister of Trinity and Mount Olivet United Methodist Churches in Pulaski, Judy extends the same care and compassion to her many parishioners, friends, and family members. A devoted mother to Latricia and Davina, she is most proud of her only grandchild, Josiah. I was thrilled to finally meet him. I’ve heard stories about him since the day he was born, and it was an honor to shake the hand of such a gracious and intelligent young man—a credit, without doubt, to the loving but firm guidance of his grandparents. “Since the day we got married, Jerry has wanted to sing to me,” Judy shared. “I’ve never let him—until today. So I wanted to share this special moment with you all.” Reflecting on their less-than-steady early days, Jerry addressed the crowd with his signature humor and humility: “Judy remembers all of this so well,” he said. “But I don’t remember any of it!” Few people have given more to this community than Jerry and Judy Yonce, and even fewer couples have meant as much to me personally. I am so grateful to their equally warm and spirited daughter, Latricia, for inviting me to be part of this very special celebration. I am eternally thankful for the friendship of these two wonderful people and wish them many, many more years of happiness and love.

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